I Tokmoh, therefore I am

June 10, 2009

Very Japanese… NOT!!

Filed under: Cardom,Opinion — tokmoh @ 12:06 am

Somehow, Paul Tan made me want to post this too.

How hard can it be to park properly? “Emergency” excuse is sooo lame…

Responses from Paul’s Low Yat thread suggested these cars deserve scratches, even puncturing the radiator. Then the owner replied he/she wanted Paul to blur the plate number, I’d say I’LL SATSUGAI YOU FUCKING BITCH PIG!! YOU’LL BE KRAUSER-SAN’S SACRIFICE!!

Double parking is another annoyance. Thankfully, the one time a double parker blocked my friend’s car, the owner left his card on the dash, so I rang the owner. Bloody Myvi, it should be satsugai-ed too.

Ah, Malaysian drivers. They reckon they’re fucking good driving their Japmobile around. But,

1. They don’t drive like Japanese drivers.
2. They’re not honorific enough to seppuku for their sins, despite “Japanising” their ride.
3. It’s a model made to insult other Asians.
4. Somebody said City developed in Thailand, n praises Thailand for being open n blablabla. Yayayaya, just another excuse to say “Proton go close shop”. So Persona is a “Gen.2 with butt job” to them, but City ain’t “Jazz/Fit with butt job”?
5. Persona > City > Dugong
6. Malaysia > Thailand. There’s too many traps in Thailand. She’s haw– O shi– IT’S A TRAP!!
7. New City is just no. Nonono.

On side note, I wonder if I should go to Blood: The Last Vampire party… Free Kenny Roger’s n Starbucks sounds… hmm……



  1. You forgot to mention that their minds are as good as birds!

    Comment by KitKat — June 10, 2009 @ 8:05 am | Reply

  2. * as “good”…

    Comment by KitKat — June 10, 2009 @ 8:06 am | Reply

  3. Yeap.

    I was reading the Exora Turbo thread just now, and can’t help but to agree that the ideal MPV for these smart arses: spec. engine 2.0, fc=viva or kancil, powderfull= Nissan GTR kind of power, handling= lotus elise, badge= TOYOTA (or japan mari),price= tata nano.

    I lol-ed at its trueness.

    Comment by tokmoh — June 10, 2009 @ 1:24 pm | Reply

  4. all too true. muahaha.

    to conclude, malaysians are stupid?

    Comment by kevin — June 10, 2009 @ 1:36 pm | Reply

    • More like Malaysians too spoilt, kekeke.

      Seriously, they keep cocking about Indonesia/Thailand/US/UK/Japan/every other country except Malaysia on how the cars are cheap, govt are not corrupted, blablabla.

      Build their own car la. And contest in the next GE. So smart edi, haih……

      Comment by tokmoh — June 10, 2009 @ 11:23 pm | Reply

  5. now to think bout it, singapore tarak kereta nasional….

    Comment by kevin — June 10, 2009 @ 11:35 pm | Reply

  6. Asses like that should be shamed in public!! Inconsiderate ******ds!
    Pardon the my ‘flowery’ language, but he deserved it.

    Malaysian mindset are forever set : Jap cars are supreme. Proton sucks.
    Makes me sad to be a Malaysian…

    Btw, Blood : The Last Vampire suck. Seriously.. I watched the preview and even that sucked badly… Kononnya ‘from the producers of crouching tiger hidden dragon’.

    Comment by vincent — June 12, 2009 @ 4:08 pm | Reply

    • Haha, the grass is not always greener on the other side šŸ™‚

      I didn’t go to the party šŸ˜¦ . Well, I was kinda expecting the movie to suck (remember what happened to Dragonball? USA shud stop adapting Japanese stuff lah wei…), but that’s not the objective I wanted to go to the party. Free Kenny Roger muffin n Starbucks coffee was more like it šŸ™‚

      Comment by tokmoh — June 19, 2009 @ 12:47 am | Reply

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